Monday, November 08, 2004

Recipe for a BAD Weekend

1 Teething Toddler
1 Sick Husband
No milk left in the house

Stir all ingredients until they make a whiny, vomiting mass. Chill. Add Valium or suitable generic tranquilizer with vodka chaser. Stifle Mommy Dearest comparisons. Let sit for 8 hours.

Feel better after talk with friend who has twins. Afterall, at least there's only 1 teething toddler in this recipe.


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