Tuesday, December 21, 2004

Why Am I Still Here?

Why am I still at work when I should be ...
a) Christmas shopping with all the other hordes of last-minute craptastic shoppers?
b) at home with The Man & The Boy, or
c) whoring myself to come up with the money to fly to Germany to see Henry Rollins?
WTF is he doing in Germany??? Doesn't he know he has millions of crazed, stalker-lite fans who would sell their pancreas to have him come back to town??? OK, well maybe not my pancreas. I'm not sure what your pancreas does, but I'm pretty sure you need it. Maybe I'd sell one of my kidneys - you only need one, right?

Oh well, I think I'll have to go with Option A, followed by Option B. BIG LOTS, here I come!!!


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