Tuesday, February 01, 2005

60 second post

...as in I have 60 seconds before I have to go to lunch (the most important part of the work day) and will write more later. I have been mentally flogging myself for my terrible tardiness at updating this site. I mean, how hard is it to sit my ass in front of my computer and type about the daily inanities of my life??? I sit at my computer almost everyday to do less meaningful stuff, so why can't I find the time to write about what's important? ME! Me, me, me, me, me!

Of course, today is all about me. It's my birthday. I'm well into the fourth decade of my life and it's time for some reflection about what everything "means." So with only 60 seconds (well, ok, more like 15 seconds by now!) I'm not going to be able to delve very deeply into my psyche to hunt for those pearls of wisdom that I SHOULD have...somewhere. I'll just have to sign off with a final thought about age, wisdom, cottage cheese thighs, or hair growing in weird places.

I think the next few birthdays will feature lasers ("Where are the frickin' lasers???). As in lasers fixing my eyes and zapping the excess hair that has taken residence on my body. Gawd I'm old.

Dr. Evil: You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that cannot be done. Ah, would you remind me what I pay you people for, honestly? Throw me a bone here! What do we have?


Blogger The Cybrarian said...

hey, happy birthday!

12:42 PM  
Blogger Knight Of The Rose said...

Hi, Happy Belated Birthday! :)

2:22 AM  

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