Tuesday, March 15, 2005

Bad Idea #3,458,998

I have no babysitter today and no minions to take my place at work until 11:00 am. So for almost 2 hours now my son has been with me at work - destroying my office, running down the hallways, and scaring all of my childless co-workers. Alert Tim LaHaye - the end of the world is nigh.

I've almost given up hope. The DVD I brought doesn't work, the plastic Lego train lasted about 25 minutes before it was thrown across the office, and now he's playing with my keys. I gave him my keys fully cognizant of the fact that "keys are not toys!" Hey, as long as he keeps the roach traps out of his mouth I'll be happy.

Sanity, you are a harsh mistress!


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