Monday, June 13, 2005

Things that really piss me on-going series

I'm starting to believe that those little push-through plastic drug packs, like the ones encasing Sudafed, are made by evil underground gnomes who want nothing more than to incapacitate us surface-dwellers so they can finally realize their dream of world-domination....

Or maybe they're made by Chinese prison laborers who don't give a fuck that some bourgeois, running-dog, capitalist lackey like myself can't open them. Whoever the hell is in charge of making them just know that I've contacted Satan and reserved a special place in Hell just for you.


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