Thursday, August 11, 2005

Mark this day on your calendars!

My blog has officially made it to the big time. I have been comment-spammed! Woo-hoo! My feelings right now are alternating between feeling violated and feeling exhilarated.

What's next? Paparazzi placing mini-cams in my toilets? Hacking into my cell phone to get to my amateur porn videos? I feel a little like Paris Hilton except without the billion-dollar trust fund and the genital warts.

3 Comments:

Blogger HappyFunBall said...

I don't know why, but I suddenly have a burning desire to go and check my credit report. Online! Either that, or I have another red ant in my ... No, it's the credit thing. Really.

5:43 PM  
Blogger Pops said...

Protest all you want, but you're not going to convince us you don't have genital warts. I mean trust fund. Trust fund.

11:35 AM  
Blogger The Cybrarian said...

I am so glad I don't have genital warts. Or herpes. That would suck.

8:07 AM  

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