Monday, October 03, 2005

The 2 1/2 minute post

This weekend I learned many important things:

1) People coming out of a mall CANNOT drive. It's like they're in a consumers' coma or something that makes them feel invincible.
2) Cleaning cat vomit out of a vacuum ranks right up there with scrubbing bus station toilets.
3) I loves me some air conditioning! In fact, I may even be so inspired as to create an interpretive dance to share my love and spread A/C worship to all the unwashed, sweaty masses out there...

1 Comments:

Blogger Hannah Gerber said...

i love every god-damn word in this too short post. EVERY fucking WORD.

7:17 PM  

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